euphemisms from grandma

well, sorry i havent posted because my loving grandma (mamo) has been here..... and i have heard a totally different language. here is a list of her enthusiastic euphemisms....

1.rubber scaper- i had no clue what it was, but then after asking me a million times to get it, and me saying "what is that?!?!?!" i found out that it is what my branch of the family tree calls a spatula

2. mixer- this is a funny one, my mamo asked me to get out a mixer, and i got out our like 50 pound electric mixer, and she said "no jess, a mixer" so finally i just guessed and pulled out a __________. What was it? a MIXING BOWL

3.unders- now that i think about it, there really is no explanation needed for this, i was just being extremely stupid.

4. friskies - when she asked if we were going to feed our dog friskies, i said it was a cat food, and she disagreed. I guess it used to be the only dog food that was good for your dog back then.

Here i come, world

I am so excited, my first not fictitious blog is finally started. I just want to say hi and that i will make exciting posts.