Well... my one reader, i have neglected this blog for awhile... again. One post a week will be customary again starting..... NOW! I was watching youtube again and i thought i might revive my dead tradition of video of the week!
This weeks video is funny (as always) and this is just a great way for me to get a good laugh at my own religion!
funny?
Friday, May 8, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
-Horns blaring- SPRING BREAK! NOW WE GO TOTHE DENTIST!!! -Horns quicly fade and the tootist are left wondering why they are even there-
Well, the title was pretty self explanatory.... It in fact is Spring Break until monday and yes i got to go to the dentist.
Don't get me wrong here, I really respect dentists and the work they do to keep our chompers healthy and all that jazz. But, i have some things that really irk me with dentists . So here goes...
1). They are hippoctitical at times, for example they always say "Never poke your teeth with any sharp metal objects" Well ya go to the office, wait awhile reading 8 year old magazines (really), ya sit in the chair, and the first thing they pull out is an IRON HOOK And then, he starts scraping away at the place YOU CAME TO GET FIXED!!!!
2). They have hard of hearing. So you're in the chair and they ask what flavors you want in the toothpaste on steroids and the foamy stuff. So you say mint, no, they don't hear that. The dentist heard "Menthe" like mentholatum The stuff in vicks vap-o rub.
3). They think they are discreet when they laugh at you but their not. After you have rinsed out the taste of Vicks they put a sucker thingy in your mouth, go outisde of the exam room, and laugh at you! Leaving you, a capable human being arguing with thing! trying to suck up your mouth!
Ok... I'm done. I really respect dentists and i really appreciate them keeping my mouth squeky clean.
IN OTHER NEWS:
It is now official that my cousin has adopted the darn cutest little baby boy (angel) ever!
-aaaawwwwwwwww!-
congratulations to my dear cousin jenae and her husband devan!
P.S: I really wanted to go to your wedding, but after weeks of begging to my mom i had to stay and go to school.
Don't get me wrong here, I really respect dentists and the work they do to keep our chompers healthy and all that jazz. But, i have some things that really irk me with dentists . So here goes...
1). They are hippoctitical at times, for example they always say "Never poke your teeth with any sharp metal objects" Well ya go to the office, wait awhile reading 8 year old magazines (really), ya sit in the chair, and the first thing they pull out is an IRON HOOK And then, he starts scraping away at the place YOU CAME TO GET FIXED!!!!
2). They have hard of hearing. So you're in the chair and they ask what flavors you want in the toothpaste on steroids and the foamy stuff. So you say mint, no, they don't hear that. The dentist heard "Menthe" like mentholatum The stuff in vicks vap-o rub.
3). They think they are discreet when they laugh at you but their not. After you have rinsed out the taste of Vicks they put a sucker thingy in your mouth, go outisde of the exam room, and laugh at you! Leaving you, a capable human being arguing with thing! trying to suck up your mouth!
Ok... I'm done. I really respect dentists and i really appreciate them keeping my mouth squeky clean.
IN OTHER NEWS:
It is now official that my cousin has adopted the darn cutest little baby boy (angel) ever!
-aaaawwwwwwwww!-congratulations to my dear cousin jenae and her husband devan!
P.S: I really wanted to go to your wedding, but after weeks of begging to my mom i had to stay and go to school.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
How about this?
I have neglected this. Again. UGHHH i must break this habit, and I will write once a week from now on. Well what brought my sudden urge to express my frustrations to the world was the way the girls dressed today even though it was below freezing. To me it seems like our morals in America as a whole are just slipping away like water in a strainer. Everywhere I look there is some inappropriately dressed girl as small as 8 dressed up like Britney Spears (except they are wearing clothes). And of course Hollywood doesn't help with their slew of movies going on and on ad nauseam about how "Friendship is forever! You can always get a new husband!" or, "its OK to cheat on you're spouse, everybody needs a little fun!" Im just waiting and wondering ntil how long it will be until it is uncommon for a couple to only be married once. But then (Ok now im gonna get a little sentimental here) i realize that even while living in a world that accepts such acts as OK that we as Latter Day Saints are able to hold fast to the iron rod of truth. sorry about my ranting and raving, i just needed to get that out.
WELL IN OTHER NEWS!!!
Since i have last posted I have seen some strange things in our oddball country.
1. No Longer is a picnic lunch at the PUBLIC park good enough, i have seen a half eaten turkey sandwich at a Taco Bell Playplace
2. Why do Americans keep looking for new ways to package water? I have also seen canned (yes, canned) water. I can see the commercial now; "Canned Water, the best thing since bottled" Quick Fact: Evian water in naive spelled backwards because they thought it wouldn't sell. Now they have canned it.
3. With health being a brand new fad in america because of our current state of Obesity, people are always competing whether their brand is the Healthiest. But the true winner is a gas station near my house "Try our new LOW CARB WATER!" (PICTURE TO COME)
4. I was cleaning up the mess my little sister made with our old stroller and I found this label. "WARNING: Do not fold with child inside!" mind you this WASN'T a joke!
Had your laugh?
QUESTION OF THE WEEK: Have you seen any odd things like above? If so, PLEASE COMMENT!!!! Thanks!
WELL IN OTHER NEWS!!!
Since i have last posted I have seen some strange things in our oddball country.
1. No Longer is a picnic lunch at the PUBLIC park good enough, i have seen a half eaten turkey sandwich at a Taco Bell Playplace
2. Why do Americans keep looking for new ways to package water? I have also seen canned (yes, canned) water. I can see the commercial now; "Canned Water, the best thing since bottled" Quick Fact: Evian water in naive spelled backwards because they thought it wouldn't sell. Now they have canned it.
3. With health being a brand new fad in america because of our current state of Obesity, people are always competing whether their brand is the Healthiest. But the true winner is a gas station near my house "Try our new LOW CARB WATER!" (PICTURE TO COME)
4. I was cleaning up the mess my little sister made with our old stroller and I found this label. "WARNING: Do not fold with child inside!" mind you this WASN'T a joke!
Had your laugh?
QUESTION OF THE WEEK: Have you seen any odd things like above? If so, PLEASE COMMENT!!!! Thanks!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
my puppy
as you all know, i have one of the WORLDS best dogs! i just want to show you guys some pics of my pride and joy!
Saturday, August 16, 2008
well, school
i have neglected my blog.... again... i really promise I'll try to write at least 1 time a week...... my puppy Kali threw up a sock last week. oh goody. and on Wednesday the 13th (my bad luck day) school started. and today i realized how big my puppy is going to get... here is a pic of the little spit-fire. since she is a mix between a golden retriever and the biggest standard poodle ever known to man, she will get about 75 lbs!
school, has been kinda fun, I've already had 5-6 homework assignments but that's life, eh? also, my locker room in PE is like a million degrees, and of course we start running on the track monday....... wel enough with me feeling sorry for myself. Its time for you to tell me...
ATTENTION: If you are reading this you are required to comment on your summer/school....muahahahahahah, i feel like my English teaher, mrs. evilmeier.
LASt thing, in case you have been confused all names mentioned about other people have been changed and these are NOT THE REAL NAMES!
school, has been kinda fun, I've already had 5-6 homework assignments but that's life, eh? also, my locker room in PE is like a million degrees, and of course we start running on the track monday....... wel enough with me feeling sorry for myself. Its time for you to tell me...
ATTENTION: If you are reading this you are required to comment on your summer/school....muahahahahahah, i feel like my English teaher, mrs. evilmeier.
LASt thing, in case you have been confused all names mentioned about other people have been changed and these are NOT THE REAL NAMES!
Monday, July 28, 2008
my vacation thus far....
I'm so sorry blogger peeps. but i have been SWAMPED with stuff to do. life is just hectic -wink wink nod nod- so ill write now
my vacation stated with us going to Branson and we had an amazing time on the lake and at the pool located in the friendly tribesman resort.
(my little brother at the pool)
We also had a rootin tootin hootin dootin pootin good time at the DIXIE STAMPEDE Y'ALL!! -YEEEEEHHAAAWWWWW- where you sit in a football field sized arena and have a 6 course meal with your god intended silverware (be sure to use the wipes after eatin the whole chicken with you hands) teehheee, funny story. My little brother nick -pictured above- had no idea that we were going to use our hands to eat a whole chicken. so when the serving girl came over he said "Miss, do we get to eat a WHOLE chicken with our hands???? " in his cute 5-year-old-but-hes-really-almost-8 voice. when the serving girl said yes, his eyes turned to the size of golfballs! and dug in. the whole chicken. gone just bones. he couldnt eat till lunch the next day........
and the 4 hour drive home was peaceful becuase we were too full to argue about the pronunciation of cacao (jackson, its pronounce cah-cow not ca-ca-oh) and we drove to the vet to pick up our little furry ball of trouble. (ME with my little puppy)
so we did normal summer stuff like pool swimming and turtle catching, and staying up later than usual.
until about a week ago....... our cousins, the krauses who live about a mile away had a next door neighbor run away to their house. he was a little 5 year old who ran away because his mom made him clean his room. teehee. so my uncle Paul worked him TO THE BONE, the little guy almost cried twice and was very shocked when it was dinner time. he got a can of refiried beans,while we (the other kids) were SO elated because it was the first time in YEARS when we actually got cheese on our macaroni. -wink wink nod nod- and that we loved to go to bed because we worked so hard all day. my uncle had to finally kick him out so he could go home, because the little guy just rang the doorbell put his bag on the floor and said "I'm gonna live here cause my mom is sooo stupid" nice kid.
my fingers are tired, more to come about my vacation later... BYE
my vacation stated with us going to Branson and we had an amazing time on the lake and at the pool located in the friendly tribesman resort.
(my little brother at the pool)
We also had a rootin tootin hootin dootin pootin good time at the DIXIE STAMPEDE Y'ALL!! -YEEEEEHHAAAWWWWW- where you sit in a football field sized arena and have a 6 course meal with your god intended silverware (be sure to use the wipes after eatin the whole chicken with you hands) teehheee, funny story. My little brother nick -pictured above- had no idea that we were going to use our hands to eat a whole chicken. so when the serving girl came over he said "Miss, do we get to eat a WHOLE chicken with our hands???? " in his cute 5-year-old-but-hes-really-almost-8 voice. when the serving girl said yes, his eyes turned to the size of golfballs! and dug in. the whole chicken. gone just bones. he couldnt eat till lunch the next day........
and the 4 hour drive home was peaceful becuase we were too full to argue about the pronunciation of cacao (jackson, its pronounce cah-cow not ca-ca-oh) and we drove to the vet to pick up our little furry ball of trouble. (ME with my little puppy)
so we did normal summer stuff like pool swimming and turtle catching, and staying up later than usual.
until about a week ago....... our cousins, the krauses who live about a mile away had a next door neighbor run away to their house. he was a little 5 year old who ran away because his mom made him clean his room. teehee. so my uncle Paul worked him TO THE BONE, the little guy almost cried twice and was very shocked when it was dinner time. he got a can of refiried beans,while we (the other kids) were SO elated because it was the first time in YEARS when we actually got cheese on our macaroni. -wink wink nod nod- and that we loved to go to bed because we worked so hard all day. my uncle had to finally kick him out so he could go home, because the little guy just rang the doorbell put his bag on the floor and said "I'm gonna live here cause my mom is sooo stupid" nice kid.
my fingers are tired, more to come about my vacation later... BYE
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
rainy days are
as i sat on the couch today thinking of what i should write, a very cheesy, nostalgic memory came into my mind. All of the CT gang (chain gang) were at our house when it was pouring rain and we were all eating massive bowls of lucky charms for dinner, and then it hit me, what rainy days are
rainy days are showing lucky charm marshmallows no mercy
rainy days are old boxes of brownie mix that might have been expired for a day being devoured
rainy days are learning things about people you'd never like to learn
rainy days are reminiscing on movies so old, that you have to spend half an hour trying to re-figure out the vcr player
those movies are the funniest
rainy days are watching old home movies with friends, but are really embarassing moments of you (see #3)
rainy days are discovering you have true friend who dont care about a diaper dance
rainy days are muddy games of kickball that end in a world famous side to home base
rainy days are making boats out of popsicle sticks, and racing them on the streets
rainy days are proving good contsruction (knowledge) always trumps pink sparkles (beauty)
rainy days are good for the soul
rainy days are showing lucky charm marshmallows no mercy
rainy days are old boxes of brownie mix that might have been expired for a day being devoured
rainy days are learning things about people you'd never like to learn
rainy days are reminiscing on movies so old, that you have to spend half an hour trying to re-figure out the vcr player
those movies are the funniest
rainy days are watching old home movies with friends, but are really embarassing moments of you (see #3)
rainy days are discovering you have true friend who dont care about a diaper dance
rainy days are muddy games of kickball that end in a world famous side to home base
rainy days are making boats out of popsicle sticks, and racing them on the streets
rainy days are proving good contsruction (knowledge) always trumps pink sparkles (beauty)
rainy days are good for the soul
Saturday, June 21, 2008
This weeks lessons and video...
This weeks video- G rated, very cute, very funny
This weeks lessons-
Bikes made of plastic that you try to ride for a mile will hurt terribly
babysitting at 1 am is scary
no matter what you tell her, your sister will still call your neighbors 1000 pound boxer georgia when his (its?) name is CHARGER
macs arent the best computers in the world once the honeymoon phase is over
life isnt fair.......ever
"the office" is a cure to an extremely bad day, laughs make sunshine in a cloudy day
I will get frustrated when nobody comment on my blog (hint hint)
i really miss my friends from CT quote from stewart little "There's just this, empty space in my heart."
i will cry at the girls camp testimony meeting
that is the first time i have cried for a testimony related thing
FOR MY READERS..... im a mormon, that will explain alot in more posts soon to come
This weeks lessons-
Bikes made of plastic that you try to ride for a mile will hurt terribly
babysitting at 1 am is scary
no matter what you tell her, your sister will still call your neighbors 1000 pound boxer georgia when his (its?) name is CHARGER
macs arent the best computers in the world once the honeymoon phase is over
life isnt fair.......ever
"the office" is a cure to an extremely bad day, laughs make sunshine in a cloudy day
I will get frustrated when nobody comment on my blog (hint hint)
i really miss my friends from CT quote from stewart little "There's just this, empty space in my heart."
i will cry at the girls camp testimony meeting
that is the first time i have cried for a testimony related thing
FOR MY READERS..... im a mormon, that will explain alot in more posts soon to come
Sunday, June 15, 2008
aahhh, the joys of girls camp
i just got back from girls camp, sorry haven't posted. i had a great time waterskiing, horse riding, and rock climbing! and i'm sure my 34 ticks, 10 'skeeter bites, and 5 chiggers had a great time sucking on my sugar pumped blood. and of course our tent was a luxury resort to the 3 raccoons who decided to visit us at 3 am. i have two great stories to tell
el numero uno: my friend had lost her b** and my other friend had lost her under wear. I was sitting inside our canvas-tent-cabin thingy while aly was behind our tent inside our tent, and taylor was in our tent in our tent... here goes the story
Friend 1 "GAAAAHHHH i must have dropped my underwear! (we had just got back from showering) NOBODY COME BACK HERE
Friend 2 "Where is my bra? i swear i had it! NOBODY COME IN HERE
Me "we must have a stalker...
Friend 1 " Hey guys whats that noise?
Friend 2 and i "i dunno"
Friend 1 " AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH -screams- its a huuuuuuuge spider! -trips over clothes and falls in tent with topless taylor
Friend 2 "GET OUT"
friend 1 "DONT LOOK AT ME"
friend 2 "DONT LOOK AT ME EITHER"
Me "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -rolls on floor from laughing, literally- HAHAHAHAHAHA -tries to get up then falls out of canvas cabin thing-
Everybody "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i got the hardest laughing fit i have ever had in my whole life!!!!
STORY NUMBA TOO:
setting: we are at devotional reading scriptures as part of the lesson sitting around the campfire
Friend: "and the lord said 'confide in me and thy will come fart in the joys of my tender mercies"
Everyone "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Friend "wat did i say?"
Sister ****** "Just keep reading"
aaahhhh, wat fun facts camp can reveal about other people, and yourself
i found out that i can do mean belly flop, and then almost have to be rescued by the lifeguard
I found out i am scared of racoons at 3 am
I found out i kinda mumble in my sleep
I found out ticks are very clever
I found out that my favorite activity when it is raining during camp is dousind them with bug spray and lighting them on fire
el numero uno: my friend had lost her b** and my other friend had lost her under wear. I was sitting inside our canvas-tent-cabin thingy while aly was behind our tent inside our tent, and taylor was in our tent in our tent... here goes the story
Friend 1 "GAAAAHHHH i must have dropped my underwear! (we had just got back from showering) NOBODY COME BACK HERE
Friend 2 "Where is my bra? i swear i had it! NOBODY COME IN HERE
Me "we must have a stalker...
Friend 1 " Hey guys whats that noise?
Friend 2 and i "i dunno"
Friend 1 " AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH -screams- its a huuuuuuuge spider! -trips over clothes and falls in tent with topless taylor
Friend 2 "GET OUT"
friend 1 "DONT LOOK AT ME"
friend 2 "DONT LOOK AT ME EITHER"
Me "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -rolls on floor from laughing, literally- HAHAHAHAHAHA -tries to get up then falls out of canvas cabin thing-
Everybody "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i got the hardest laughing fit i have ever had in my whole life!!!!
STORY NUMBA TOO:
setting: we are at devotional reading scriptures as part of the lesson sitting around the campfire
Friend: "and the lord said 'confide in me and thy will come fart in the joys of my tender mercies"
Everyone "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Friend "wat did i say?"
Sister ****** "Just keep reading"
aaahhhh, wat fun facts camp can reveal about other people, and yourself
i found out that i can do mean belly flop, and then almost have to be rescued by the lifeguard
I found out i am scared of racoons at 3 am
I found out i kinda mumble in my sleep
I found out ticks are very clever
I found out that my favorite activity when it is raining during camp is dousind them with bug spray and lighting them on fire
Monday, June 9, 2008
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